problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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