kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

Is it too fucking much to ask for to find someone that isn’t A. Crazy, and B. Inconsiderate? Seriously.