gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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(Source: gusfriing)


breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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roseriku:

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

No it means that they celebrate it once a year.


Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
― George R.R. Martin (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

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